Mon

24

May

2010

Famous Last Words (These just kill me)

egg delivery, Seoul 1994
egg delivery, Seoul 1994

 

I'll get a world record for this.

 

It's fireproof.

 

He's probably just hibernating.

 

What does this button do?

 

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

 

So, you're a cannibal.

 

It's probably just a rash.

 

Are you sure the power is off?

 

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

 

What duck?

 

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

 

Pull the pin ’and count to what?

 

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

 

I wonder where the mother bear is.

 

I've seen this done on TV.

 

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

 

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

 

You look just like Charles Manson.

 

Let it down slowly.

 

Rat poison only kills rats.

 

I'm sure they speak English.

 

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

 

I'll get your toast out.

 

It's strong enough for both of us.

 

This doesn't taste right.

 

I can make this light before it changes.

 

Nice doggie.

 

I can do that with my eyes closed.

 

I've done this before.

 

Well we've made it this far.

 

That's odd.

 

I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

 

OK this is the last time.

 

Don't be so superstitious.

 

Now watch this...

 

 

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

 

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110. He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10 great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

 

 

Laugh yourself to death here.

 

 

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