It's alright; I didn't realize you were an alien


An alien woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also an alien.


The alien cop asked to see the aline driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

 

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

 

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

 

"Here it is," she said.

 

The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

 

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."


Upside-down bumper sticker on a Jeep:
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over

 

 

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

 

Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason.

 

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists collect the rent.

 

Print this, and ask a friend or colleague to read the letters out loud:
IMTDSNINVU

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