Things You Never Knew…and probably now wish you didn’t

Carpe Diem takes the cake
Carpe Diem takes the cake

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
 A. Conception.

 Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
 A. No theme song.

 Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
 A. Their birthplace.

 Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

 Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to count until you found the letter "A"?
 A. One thousAnd

 Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
 A. All invented by women.

 Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
 A. Honey

 Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
 A. Father's Day

 Q. What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
 A. He was allergic to carrots.

 Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
 A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.


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