Jokes from the sock drawer

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere and the following people are stranded:

 

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman

2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman

2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

 

One month goes by…

The first Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the woman.

 

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

 

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

 

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

 

The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

 

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean, one look at the Polish woman, and started swimming.

 

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

 

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.

 

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both "bloody wankers".

 

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

 

The two Irishmen began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.

 

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.

 

The other Russian man made money by killing the Italian and arranging exit visas for the Poles. With that money he acquired a controlling 33.4% stake in the Irish distillery including the worldwide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (for himself and his Russian girlfriend) and has promised the Polish woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the American woman "to learn English".

 

The Indian men have asked the woman about her caste, horoscope and the dowry situation. In the meantime the Indian woman is having an affair with one of the German men after he promised her a job in Germany.

 

In the meantime, the French still think they're alone on the island.

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