Be careful what you pray for…

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

 

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

 

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're party birds.  Wanna have some fun?"

 

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring them over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that abominable phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

 

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

 

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're party birds.  Wanna have some fun?"

 

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

9 Lives: one cat, 4 views print
9 Lives: one cat, 4 views by AprylZA
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