A saleswoman was driving home in Northern Arizona when she saw a Native American woman hitchhiking. The trip had been long and quiet, so she stopped the car for the Native American woman to get in.
After a bit of small talk, the Native American woman noticed a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?" she asked.
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband", replied the saleswoman.
Women and cats will do as they please; so men and dogs will do well to relax and get used to the idea.