Ring in your New Year with the sound of laughter!

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,

Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  So, he went into a singles’ bar, and spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.


"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."


The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his stepmother.

The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.


"Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."


The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a cardinal to represent me?" he asked.


"None that plays golf very well," a cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."


Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result.


"I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness," said the golfer.


Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.


"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."


"There's bad news?" the Pope asked.


"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes."

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