A woman said to her husband over breakfast one morning, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course, I do," he indignantly answered, and promptly left for the office.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and the woman opened the door to receive a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.