That's Riddleculous!


Whats green, round and goes up and down?
.rotavele na ni aep A

What did the puddle say to the rain cloud?
!emit yna ni porD

What do you call an elephant with no teeth?

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
.eniw elttil a tuo tel tsuj ti…gnihtoN

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?
.ailartsuA revo lla seloh igB

What did Cinderella say when she took her photos to be developed?
.emoc lliw stnirp ym yad emoS

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
.kcits A

Why did the biscuit cry?
.gnol os refaw a neeb dah rehtom sih esuaceB

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
.sixat gniliaH

How did the cop find Quasimodo?
.hcnuh a dewollof eH

What do you call the hiking trail around the mental hospital? 
.htap ohcysp A.

How do you get holy water?
.ti fo tuo lleh eht lioB

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
.kcits A

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
.eseehC ohcaN

What do you call Santa's helpers?
.sesualC etanidrobuS

What do you get from a pampered cow?
.klim deliopS

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
.kcerw suovren A

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
.feeb tsaor nac enoynA

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
.mih tfel uoy erehw thgiR

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
.sregnif gib evah yeht esuaceB

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
.god eht fo tuo kceh eht serasc ti esuaceB

What brand of coffee was served on the Titanic?

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
.gab trid eht fo noitacol ehT

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
.tah rieht no elkcub tleb rieht raew yeht esuaceB

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
!KCAHW “!nraD” ,sepg dab a dna “!nraD” !KCAHW ,seog reflog dab  A

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
!ti no pu euqinU

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
!ti no pu euqinU, yaw emaT

What do you call skydiving lawyers?

What goes clop, clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop clop, clop?
.gnitoohs yb-evird hsimA

How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
.reliart a esol ot ‘nixif s’ydobemoS

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