Whats green, round and goes up and down?
.rotavele na ni aep A
What did the puddle say to the rain cloud?
!emit yna ni porD
What do you call an elephant with no teeth?
obmuG
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
.eniw elttil a tuo tel tsuj ti…gnihtoN
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?
.ailartsuA revo lla seloh igB
What did Cinderella say when she took her photos to be developed?
.emoc lliw stnirp ym yad emoS
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
.kcits A
Why did the biscuit cry?
.gnol os refaw a neeb dah rehtom sih esuaceB
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
.sixat gniliaH
How did the cop find Quasimodo?
.hcnuh a dewollof eH
What do you call the hiking trail around the mental hospital?
.htap ohcysp A.
How do you get holy water?
.ti fo tuo lleh eht lioB
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
“!nmaD”
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
.sdioraloP
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
.kcits A
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
.eseehC ohcaN
What do you call Santa's helpers?
.sesualC etanidrobuS
What do you get from a pampered cow?
.klim deliopS
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
.etibtsorF
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
.kcerw suovren A
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
.feeb tsaor nac enoynA
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
.mih tfel uoy erehw thgiR
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
.sregnif gib evah yeht esuaceB
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
.god eht fo tuo kceh eht serasc ti esuaceB
What brand of coffee was served on the Titanic?
.aknaS
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
.gab trid eht fo noitacol ehT
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
.tah rieht no elkcub tleb rieht raew yeht esuaceB
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
!KCAHW “!nraD” ,sepg dab a dna “!nraD” !KCAHW ,seog reflog dab A
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
.kcaJ
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
!ti no pu euqinU
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
!ti no pu euqinU, yaw emaT
What do you call skydiving lawyers?
.teekS
What goes clop, clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop clop, clop?
.gnitoohs yb-evird hsimA
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
.reliart a esol ot ‘nixif s’ydobemoS
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