Surprising Saint Patrick's Day Revelation

I just realized something today, and I'll tell you after a few St Pat's Day riddles…

 

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they're always a little short.

Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A. They like to "go" first class!

Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A. He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford plane fare.

Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O'furniture!

Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

 

Okay, now that you're warmed up, enjoy this touching Irish tribute…

 

Now, here's the amazing harmonic convergence…

 

 

If you think that's a coincidence, have you noticed how many birthdays we're celebrating this week?  Seriously, what are the odds?!  (Well, besides the June weddings.)

 

Please take a moment below to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIMOTHY PATRICK ANDERSON, my aging husband who's getting younger by the minute.  Thanks!

 

 

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