A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization.
After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming down the hall.
Another doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was and she explained.
The second doctor went back to the first and said, "What's the matter with you?! Mrs. Terry is 63 years old. She has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor simply smiled and said, "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
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The man with the aching tooth was obviously scared to death. The understanding dentist poured him a generous shot of bourbon.
He tossed that off and then another. "Now," said the dentist, "got your courage back?"
"Yea," snarled the guy, "and I'd like to see any so-and-so try to touch my teeth!"
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overcharge my patients as often as I can."
The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."