Does Something Taste Funny to You? The Corporate Cannibals

Five Cannibals get appointed as engineers in a Defense Company.  


During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now.  You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble the other employees".  


The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.


Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared, however.  Do any of you know what happened to her?"  


The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. 


After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:  "Which of you idiots ate the cleaning lady?"


A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool!  For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Task Leaders, Cell Managers and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaning lady!"



A newscaster for a TV station was interviewing some local farmers about what they would do if they won 15 million dollars in the lottery.

The first farmer thought for a minute. "I would get rid of the farm, move to the Bahamas, and sip frozen slushy drinks on my new boat."

The second farmer says, 'I figure I would turn the farm over to the kids, and find me a nice place by a golf course."

The third farmer said, "Heck, I would just keep farming until it's all gone!"


We're tired because we're overworked: 

The population of this country is 273 million. 

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. 

There are 85 million in school. This leaves 48 million to do the work. 

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.  Leaving 19 million to do the work. 

2.8 million are in the armed forces. This leaves 16.2 million to do the work. 

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. 

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do all the work. 

You and me ... And you're sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.


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